Professors to be auctioned for formal!

Contributing Writer

Calling all ladies! Are you still looking for your formal dream date?
Well Piedmont College is giving you that opportunity all while helping the community through a local charity.
Just like a scene out of a movie, English professor Timothy O’Keefe and history professor Ryan Franklin are set to be auctioned off with the highest bidder winning a date to formal with one of Piedmont’s finest professors.
The auction will benefit a local charity to be chosen by the professors.
It is sure to be a great fundraiser for the charities chosen, as females all over Piedmont’s campus rave about both of the professors incredible sense of fashion.
“[Professor] Franklin looks like he stepped straight out of the J. Crew catalog,” said junior mass communication major Alexandra Smith, who repsonded ecstatically to news of the event.
The auction is set for April 1, at 7 p.m. in the student center. Admission for those who only wish to observe any catfights that break out will be $2 at the door.
So empty those piggy banks and make your way over the student center April 1 to win that dream date! Happy bidding Piedmont!